It's like a tiny
shower for
your butt.

Makes it shine
where the
sun don't.

Cleans every
nook in your

Hello Bathroom-Goer,
Meet Whisper.

A sleek, hands-free, butt-cleaning device (bidet) designed to fit right under your toilet seat so you can get shower clean in seconds.

Use the bathroom.
Make a clean getaway.

After you've done the deed, just turn the water on, rinse clean, dab dry with three squares, and you’re done. The freshness feels phenomenal and you'll never get stuck wiping forever again!

Easily the smartest/best
purchase of my entire 2017.

No other throne can suffice. Bravo, guys, bravo!
—Ryan M.


Incredible!! Life Changing!!
My roommates were skeptical at first, but after one use everyone was immediately converted to the bidet lifestyle.
—Nicholas W.


Clean Butts Forever
this is the best way to clean your butt, hands down. No more endless wiping!
—Josh C.



Whisper Bidet

Whisper Bidet has a rating of 4.9 stars based on 29 reviews.

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You want to get clean, it’s why you wipe. But repeatedly sticking your paper-wrapped fingers in your butt is the worst way you could do it.

Wiping, wet or dry, will never clean all the nooks in your cranny like water can. Water is natural and soothes the skin. You'll be cleaner and feel fresher than wet wipes with none of the cost, waste, or risk to your plumbing.

It's the number 1 way to go number 2!

  • Self-cleaning nozzle
  • Full-length nozzle guard
  • Extra thin body (.375") for a better fit
  • Simple 10-min install, no electricity required
  • Premium water on/off dial

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      You'll use 80% less toilet paper.


      Save Your Money

      Use just a few squares of toilet paper to dab
      dry and no need to buy costly wet wipes.

      Save Your Health

      It's cleaner, more hygenic, soothes discomforts like hemorrhoids, and helps prevent UTIs.

      Save The Planet

      Using wads of soft toilet paper is worse than driving a Hummer—wet wipes are even worse.


      Attaches in 10 minutes, right under the seat.

      Fit Guide

      Whisper's thin design connects to common two-piece toilets with round or elongated bowls and some one-pieces toilets. See installation GIFs or FAQ for more details.

      Full-Length Nozzle Guard

      The full-length nozzle guard protects the nozzle from falling derbis insuring everything remains clean, even while you're doing the dirty.

      Self-cleaning/Rear Wash

      Use the NOZZLE setting to activate the self-cleaning feature and REAR to rinse every nook in your cranny.

      Auto-Retracting Nozzle

      The water nozzle automatically lowers into position during use delivering a perfectly angled stream of water where you need it.