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“I used to use baby wipes and toilet paper, but this bidet makes me wonder how I ever thought I was clean before. I love it!!!!!"

–Debra S.

Make your
hiney shiny.

If poop got anywhere else on your
body you wouldn't just wipe it off
with paper, you'd use water.

“Like a kiss pried from Poseidon's forbidden lips, after a spicy bowl of chili, nothing is better.”

–Ian T.

Connect in
10 minutes.

No special tools or electricity.
All parts included.

“Directions are idiot-proof... Excellent product!"

–Anthony C.

Use 80%
less TP.

 Whisper pays for itself in
toilet paper savings. Save your
cash and the trees.

Whisper Bidet



Whisper Bidet
Whisper Bidet
Whisper Bidet
Whisper Bidet

Whisper Bidet



Order today, free:
Est. 3-5 business days 

"I’ve got to say this thing is a total game changer!"
– Jay, Verified Customer

A tiny shower for your butt.®

The Whisper Bidet easily attaches to your toilet at home (round or elongated), just under the seat, and leaves you feeling shower-clean. Just twist the knob beside the bowl to rinse your hole. It's the fastest, most thorough, and eco-friendly way to clean your ass.


• Self-Cleaning Nozzle Hygiene Rinse

 Full-Length Nozzle Sprayer Shield

• Anti-Microbial Grade Plastic

• Water Pressure Control

• Precise, Soft-Water Sprayer

• Premium High-Quality Parts Included

• Easy-Install 10-Minute Mount

• No Electricity or Plumbing Required

• 1-Year Warranty on Parts

• 60-Day Money-Back Guarantee

        Your Ass Will Love It

        Water is natural and soothing. It feels good and get's the job done. Just rinse your B-hole for 7ish seconds, dab dry with a few squares of TP, and you're done!

        No more never-ending wipes, no more stank residue, no more itch, no more leaving crud in the crevices of your cranny, none of that crap.

        Full-Length Nozzle Guard

        The nozzle sprayer is protected from debris and splash back, ensuring it remains untouched, and perfectly clean.


        Pressure Control + Self-Cleaning

        Whisper's water pressure dial has a smooth glide feel and audibly clicks in the off position. Use REAR to rinse your rear and NOZZLE to rinse the nozzle sprayer.


        Auto-Retracting Soft-Water Sprayer

        The nozzle lowers into position automatically during use, delivering a perfectly angled stream of water where you need it. Women can tilt their body forward to rinse their front.

        "I've tried another brand at a friend's house. It feels clunky, looks clumsy with the water line showing in front, the controls are stiff, and not as nice looking as the Whisper."

        –Gretchen N.

        100% Refundable, 60-Day Trial